Why I can't be a brony

All of you should know what a brony is. It is an obsessed fan of My Little Pony. Once you watch it, you can't stop...usually. I have reasons why I can't be a brony:

1. Some of my certain friends like Invader-WLANMAN hate bronies.
2. I have only watched one episode of it. Haven't watched another one yet.
3. People (in real life) might say I'm gay...which I'm not.
4. Most pony pictures I see are about fan characters and other stuff. I thought it was easy to look for MLP pics.
5. I only like a few characters (Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy)
6. I can't draw ponies.

And that is why, I can't be a brony. I like the show and all, but there is no way I can be a brony. If you don't like the reasons at all, don't bother commenting.